So, Adam has a fit about people pilfering our recyclables.
He starts hoarding them.
OK, not really. But instead of putting the trash out the night before, he adds it to the list of frenzied things to get done on his way out the door on his earliest morning of the week. And they're STILL getting them. This is so weird. What do you care?
Come on yuppie! Why hate on poor people. That poor bum with the noisy grocery cart loaded down with vaaaaaluable recyclables isn't hurting you- you can sleep through earthquakes, parties, glaring sun and certainly this racket.
It's entrepreneurial! It's so American! The same genius that invented the assembly line here lets the yuppies do the collecting FOR him! Genius!
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