Yes, I just called the police to report vagrants sifting through my trash

Definite point for Team Yuppie Scum.

Adam calls them to report it. Dispatch, surprise!, not impressed. Esp with his inability to give her a description ten minutes later from crowded BART train.

So, I call. I give description. Race, height, clothes, sex, age. One middle aged Latino male in black baseball cap headed westbound. One crazy middle aged white lady singing and screaming and kicking shit headed east bound. Can't miss *her*.

Dispatch remains unimpressed. I decline to give my name and address.